1 Jen is an exceptional person who is to be worshipped and adored at all times.
2 Jen is always special.
3 Jen is frequently up to something.
4 Jen can usually get away with it.
5 If your relationship with Jen fails, it’s your fault.
6 (The Jennocious Tenet of Remote Control Ownership) If Jen wants to watch a particular movie or TV show, she will. Even if it clashes with The Game. You may, however, purchase and fit new batteries in the remote.
7 There is no rule 7.
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